"Good evening, good evening… What a day.
Parsonage makes it four
There was not a dry eye in the house (Gary’s included) when Gary Parsonage dashed to victory on Peter Street this afternoon in the process becoming the first person ever to win four Hickstead Eventing Grands Prix this year sponsored by Amlin Plus.
Gary had decided to retire Peter Street after the class, no matter what the outcome, and I can hardly think of a more fitting finale for such a super horse. In today’s very professional, fast moving and commercial world of equestrian sport, it is lovely to be reminded of the extraordinary bond necessary to forge a special, winning relationship between horse and rider. Today though, it was more than evident in Gary’s emotional interview after the class. When asked if he was tempted after another win to give the class one more crack next year, he said quite simply that he wouldn’t because, "Peter Street is the horse of a lifetime, and he owes me nothing".
Blog fodder
I’d like to introduce you all to a new member of our team, BF. Well when I say new, that’s not strictly true; you used to know her as Emma, our show jumping secretary and resident ghost spotter. After she sent rather an important email last night to a rather important middle aged, serious, professional and super formal man and accidentally, in her tiredness, added the cursory twenty kisses after it, I had no choice but to rename her BF: Blog fodder. Sorry BF you just make it too easy, sorry! The first we knew about it was when she screamed loudly upon pressing send, when she realised what she’d done. I have never giggled so much when he came in to the office today, full of the joys of spring, thinking he was absolutely in there. Classic!
The clumsy show
I have mulled over my next story as to whether or not it is relevant blog material but decided that actually all goings on at Hickstead count. As you’ve probably noticed from this blog, I come from rather a clumsy family. You see us Bunns co-exist pretty merrily for the other non-show 50 weeks of the year, happily minding our collective business, bumbling around the place, doing silly things and tripping over stuff. Delighted as we are when near on 100,000 people descend on us for a fortnight every summer, unfortunately our clumsy hilariousness doesn’t just turn off.
The star of today’s clumsy show is my sister Chloe, married to Irish showjumper Shane Breen. Shane took the place of Irish Chef D’Equipe in last night’s chefs’ meeting, in Robert Splaine’s absence, and was really quite pleased with himself afterwards poncing around with his Chef’s Pack under his arm. So, Chloe decided to race him to the house. It was of course she declared, much quicker to walk the long way to the office, pick up her bike and get up to the house, than Shane walking as the crow flies across the main ring and up the hill. Do bear in mind that they’re both professional sportspeople and therefore just a tiny bit competitive.
So, clearly Shane set off at a sprint, as did Chloe, and with Shane taking a very clear lead Chloe took the first corner on her bike at ferocious speed. She then made like superman, via crashing into an enormous bank of FULL wheelie bins, soared over her handle bars and ended up in a bruised heap on the floor, covered in smelly rubbish. This was of course much to the amusement of the 50 or so traders having their evening barbecues, not to mention all the boys out building the cross country course. With a nasty cut hand, broken bicycle under one arm and horribly bruised pride under another she made her way home. But not before of course deciding on one final speedy flourish around the last corner home. Unfortunately she didn’t realise she’d severed the breaks in the first crash, and went head first into the iron garden gates! Oops. The most hilarious bit in my opinion though has to be the reports from several people of the worst husband ever running up the garden cheering with his arms in the air, whilst his wife was lying in a heap at the bottom of the hill. Poor Shane was blissfully unaware of the crash and was merely celebrating his victory, not his wife’s injury.
Time to go now, but fear not, I shall no doubt be back tomorrow with yet sillier Bunn and all things Hickstead related stories anon.
I have TWO pairs of tickets to give away tonight for the weekend so don’t forget to enter the promo code BLOG4 at http://www.hickstead.co.uk/general-information/competitions-offers.aspx. Good luck.