"Just got back from the most brilliant weekend at
Osmaston Show in Derbyshire - a new show for us and what a beautiful place. The
Osmaston Estate is just stunning and we were pitched at the bottom of a valley overlooking a lake. The lye of the land was such that we had to park the lorry on a slope that felt as though it was pitched at 45 degrees. With such a steep angle, the travelling showman is faced with several parking dilemmas. Firstly, to ensure that the lorry is parked to allow for the worst of two evils, sleeping at an angle is not too bad providing your feet are at the bottom, the other way round and the blood rushes to head and after a nights sleep you wake up feeling like a bear with a sore head. Other considerations include making sure the water drains out of the shower tray, the weather does not blow into the sleeping quarters of the dogs, that we can see the view and - extremely importantly - that we can raise our TV aerial to get a good signal. You see, it's not all fun.
Annie uses the big, upper bunk, so, being a gentleman, it was decided to ensure that her bunk was facing the correct way. My bunk however was now running across the slope, nightmare. I had three rubbish night’s sleep spent clinging onto the side of bed trying to avoid rolling off the edge. I now have a ton of respect for mountain goats.
We took Dexter our Battersea Staffy with us - he is such fun and a full on proper boy. Our number one groupies, the Cannon’s came over to the arena to chat and, while we were gossiping, he spotted young Charlie playing football; a moments lack of concentration on our part saw Dexter escape from the arena. He rushed out and stole Charlie’s ball and within seconds had trashed it. Tears from Charlie, embarrassment for me but a very happy Dexter - he loved his new ball. Bad dog!
A Fun Dog Show had been advertised at the show, but unfortunately the guys that run it were unable to be there. To avoid any disappointment for the crowds of people that were looking forward to entering into the dog show it was decided that we would cobble one together. I chatted up Judith from
Agility knowing that she had done some judging and drafted in Kym and Matt. With the dog show team now recruited, we were ready to put on a show. Judith was guest judge, Kym booked in the entries, Matt was appointed as Head of Security (apparently things can get quite heated if the judging doesn’t go to peoples liking), Annie was to be Senior Steward and of course I would ‘ponse’ around in the arena making facetious comments. The A team!
We had a brilliant time; Waggiest Tail, Best Six Legs, Dog Most Like Owner... Twenty classes finishing with Best in Show. Dog owners are just such lovely people, great fun. The Dog Show was a success, happy organisers, smiley competitors and no violence: A result.
We are off on Thursday evening to do a demo at the
Hawk Conservancy for underprivileged children.
Hawk Conservancy run an evening called the Dream Night; children get to experience a wealth of what the countryside and wildlife has to offer - a fantastic evening for everyone concerned. We will leave the
Hawk Conservancy at 8pm and drive straight to Peterborough Showground for the Just Dogs Live event. There will be a County Championship Dog Show running at this event, maybe we will be able to offer the organisers some tips?"